My number one post this past year — False Apology Poems.
Yesterday I wrote about the poetic form called the reverso. I even shared my own attempt with you although I think it is majorly bad.
And today’s attempt looked just as bad until I had an epiphany.
Have you ever done something and felt compelled to apologize in spite of your lack of sympathy? That’s basically the point of a False Apology poem.
False apology poems are inspired by the poem that William Carlos Williams penned after eating the plums his wife was saving for breakfast.
This is Just to Say
I have eaten
that were in
you were probably
they were delicious
and so cold.
The rules are simple — you have to apologize for something and not really mean it. Think insincerity. Or sarcasm.
Throughout my first attempt at a false apology poem I kept thinking, “I don’t apologize if I’m being insincere. I don’t even bother.” And, thus, my first attempt was stinko.
Then it hit me — depending on how you do insincerity it can be an awful lot like sarcasm. I live and breathe sarcasm. Suddenly it looked much more do-able.
In a false apology poem, you’re supposed to be a little mean. That said, William Carlos Williams’ poem doesn’t seem even a little mean to me. Nope. Not happening.
His poem is three stanzas of four lines each and all of the other false apology poems I’ve read follow this pattern.
Here is my second attempt – much, much better than my first attempt. This is a frustrated parent poem. Sorry folks, this is just where things stand today.
They Feel Responsible
You can’t find
have run away
They were so sad
when they heard
you got a D
on a test.
Not great but then I never claimed poetry as a talent!